Prompt for SatWe: Using prose or poetry, write a company letter.
Prompt for Monday: Write about annoyances
Dear Company A,
I have written to you before and I’m doing so again. You would think that A would be better than B or perhaps C. But, frankly, I have to say your customer service stinks like Z. Yes, I said it, you stink!
Why do you have to have every foreign language on the planet except for English? Is this Russia, China or The Philippines? No, this is the United States of America, the best country in the world. Just once, can’t I have someone who speaks the language I do and in complete sentences? Is this too much to ask?
Furthermore, even if I understand this broken English of the representative, they still ask me a dozen questions without ever solving my problem after they finish.
Are these people you hire fresh out of dumb school or what? They really irk me.
And for once, can’t someone answer the phone before an hour? My time is as precious as yours. I have chores, writing and kids to take care of. Before you get to the phone, I can do my nails, brush my hair, clean out my entire house, go to the grocery store and get back before anyone gets back to me!
Last week, someone in your company cursed me out for asking about an extended warranty. Can you believe the nerve of them? Well, I can’t. Perhaps you should get better staff?
In conclusion, I’m going with Company T. At least they have catchy music while I’m holding forever on the phone. And they have some English speaking ladies and gentleman. It’s not perfect, but it’s better than you.
Goodbye and good riddance!