A very blessed holiday full of family, togetherness, warmth, and love to each and every one of you.
I spent several hours FridayÂ writing this.Â Tomorrow, Sunday, Iâ€™m going to see Carolâ€™s closing performance in Itâ€™s A Wonderful Life, then she and I will head to the beach for three nights, for Part Three of the Honeymoon That Never Ends.Â So, today, instead of spending the day writing my usual column, Iâ€™m declaring this my column and wrapping presents instead.
By the same token, you have much more important things to do on the 23rd of December than responding to my prompt.Â Wishing me a Happy Birthday, for example.Â Yup.Â Iâ€™m 59 today.Â No, really. Â I know, I know, I don't look a day over 48...
Why Do You Need An Editor? II*
I saw this book in our Friends of the Library Bookstore. Youâ€™ve probably run into something similarâ€”the store, that is. People donate their unwanted books, volunteers arrange them on display shelves, library patrons choose their purchases and pay on the honor system.
The book is The Chronicles by Karol-Ann Roberts. Â I pulled it down thinking it was a literary journal. Â Itâ€™s a beautiful-looking perfect-bound slim volume of poetry.Â Kari has evidently self-published this through the self-publishing outfit (a few years ago we would have called it a â€œvanity pressâ€) Xlibris.
Hereâ€™s what it says on the back cover:
This book of poetry is telling the story of how two people finding each other, fighting through their own individual hellâ€™s to getting there.Â This story is going explain what standâ€™s between each other in order for them to fight them.Â There are many roles that are being played in this story, nothing is complicated because everything is simple.Â Itâ€™s how these roles are entwined with one another that makes this story haunting and difficult to read.Â Be for warned before reading.
My name is Karol-Ann Roberts but I also refer to Kari Robertsâ€¦I was born March 20, 1990 in National City, CA but currently living in Vancouver, WA.Â I was beaten by my mother when I was three yrs old, molested was I was six and diagnosed with Tourette syndrome that year. [â€¦] Itâ€™s been two years since I have those problems currently I remain stable. [â€¦]
â€œOh, my!â€ I said, and immediately put it back on the shelf.Â A couple days later, I went back, paid the 50Â¢, and brought it home.Â Because it had occurred to me: what a spectacular real-life example of the pitfalls of self-publishing.
I leafed through the book.Â As I suspected, the back cover was only the beginning of the carnage.Â Immediately preceding the poem â€œThe Lionâ€™s Cry Part IIâ€ is the poem â€œThe Loin Cryâ€™s Out From Tears He Cried To Himself.â€ Another poem is titled â€œAngelâ€™s Purpose In Bis Mission.â€
Here are some sample lines from the bodies of the poems:
I would finally get thingâ€™s right this time
needed in wayâ€™s I donâ€™t speak of
Iâ€™m starting to pissed off
the one standing by my side is the one I can bare to love
helping me with thingâ€™s I donâ€™t know how to heed
warningâ€™s that have been told
Youâ€™re still missing form us Angel
know that you will be alright Ange;
Angle has kept all our secrets intact and maintained
we have our own planâ€™s
How many much more than twice/will you allow you self to step over lines
Writing wordâ€™s down that, I donâ€™t want you to read
Iâ€™ve wondered the path/with much more to go
causing you pain/your min shattered
I thought I could be the one/who brings damned soulâ€™s to the place there heartâ€™s where they truly belong
Changes will com to you very shortly
Show independent effort/courage in any and all oppositions/you cannot loose
Iâ€™m not going to nudge you bu your side, anymore
I need you all to come into my life/realistically that has but yet to seen at this point
Watcher on the the other hand does
there too many wants to full fill
Iâ€™m scared about no understanding your spirit
I know your scared
they arenâ€™t ready for what is called for there hearts to bare
show it too me/take me right here on floor
Kari is a survivor.Â Sheâ€™s had a tragic, harrowing life, and sheâ€™s only 22.Â Her voice deserves to be heard.Â Sheâ€™s obviously spent some serious coin in search of a wider audience.Â The printing and typesetting is beautiful.Â But with editing like this, itâ€™s hard to imagine, outside of her immediate circle, who will be inclined to take her seriously or to spend $19.99 for her book at Barnes & Noble.
The competition is so overwhelming these days.Â All it takes is some tiny thing to lose someoneâ€™s attention andâ€”clickâ€”theyâ€™re gone.Â This is why you need the services of a good editor.Â Do you want glaring errors of grammar and punctuation to prevent your potential audience from getting your message? If someone has gotten as far as actually trying to read your work, do you want errors of spelling and usage to destroy the meaning you have worked so hard to set down on paper? I donâ€™t think you do.
Iâ€™m very sensitive to the fact that Iâ€™m picking on Ms. Roberts.Â I admit it, thereâ€™s no way to sugar-coat it, and I do apologize.Â But Iâ€™m making a very important point, I hope.Â Not everybody can be a word nerd.Â You may not be able to spell your way out of a paper bag, but your voice is very important just the same. If Kari had been fortunate enough to find my publisher, Chipmunka of London, which happens to be a non-profit organization specializing in publishing mental illness survivors, she would have benefited from the services of Chipmunkaâ€™s editorial interns; her project would have been cleaner, more attractive, more understandable, and have had a much better chance of reaching the audience it deserves.**
Look through those excerpted lines above (there are 25) and identify the errors.Â How many errors can you see?Â (I count at least 40.)Â Can you see errors in all 25 lines?Â In how many lines can you not find an error?Â 5?Â 10?Â More?Â If so, you need the services of a good editor, because those errors will slip by you in your writing.
* Installment 1 of this article is here.
** On the other hand, Chipmunka doesnâ€™t pay advances, pays royalties only once a year, and has no promotional staff.Â And what if your specialty isnâ€™t mental illness?Â What if your particular piece of the wisdom doesnâ€™t have a Chipmunka?
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