Tag: humor
group name: writersnoticed
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October 21, 2007 06:04 PM EDT --
The other day my husband and I were making one of our way-too-many-lately trips to the home improvement store about an hour from home. We pass through many small spots in the road that pass for . . . more
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September 14, 2007 07:07 PM EDT --
Hawks
Search for
Plump juicy chickens
For breakfast, lunch, and dinner
They crave fresh meat from daylight to dark
So at times they must settle for just a big black nasty rat
This is known . . . more
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October 19, 2007 10:01 AM EDT --
You probably came here looking for the most ground-breaking article ever to hit the Internet... the article where I first proved that "Velociraptors" were entirely fake and scientists suck. . . . more
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June 29, 2008 08:12 PM EDT --
Olga's Oddments and Other Things
News from down at
OTTOS ODD LOT KNOB SHOP
an odd lot knob for every job
Yesterday was so hot . . . more
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September 10, 2007 08:14 PM EDT --
In our first Presidential Election, the candidate who came in first became President. The one who placed second was Vice President. But in our third Presidential Election James Adams, . . . more
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January 13, 2008 10:32 PM EST --
Boredom was the bane of Nephi's existence. Like most boys his age,
Nephi loved to kick balls, make mud pies, or smite stones with rods.
But such activities are impossible while riding a camel. . . . more
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September 22, 2007 08:01 AM EDT --
Hailstones hit the tin roof
Sounding like machine gun fire
Chickens scatter in all directions
Darkness and fear cover the hen house
Chickens scatter in all directions
Sounding like machine gun fire
Hailstones . . . more
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May 30, 2008 10:42 AM EDT --
We're going to have some fun today:
In 2006, Marc Gunn and Andrew McKee of the Brogdingnagian Bards, a Celtic folk group, decided to put out a little magazine as a promotional piece for DragonCon, . . . more
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February 18, 2008 12:23 PM EST --
I've been reading the novels of a bestselling author, trying to figure out the secret of her success, and for the life of me, I don't see it. Perhaps it's hidden beneath her appalling . . . more
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August 15, 2007 04:23 PM EDT --
OP: Crater Lake, OR
As of late Tuesday evening, a new Democatic candidate for the Presidential nomination has tossed his hat into the ring.
Rabid Squirrel, a virtual unknown from a rustic part of Oregon, . . . more
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June 23, 2008 03:28 PM EDT --
Here's why I'm increasingly down on science: I've heard over and over that most of what we think of as "matter," which laypeople call "stuff," is actually made . . . more
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March 03, 2008 10:13 PM EST --
In this business of learning to write and get published, I think the key is balance. Don't focus on the highs or the . . . more
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October 11, 2007 02:50 PM EDT --
Best Candy Ever? My nomination: The humble "Chick-o-Stick." It somehow manages to improve on the Butterfinger, although it would probably be more accurate to say that the Butterfinger tried . . . more
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May 30, 2008 10:54 AM EDT --
Note: See "The Medieval Virgin: Background and Dragon Paranoia Article at :
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977357448
for what this is all about:)
"She . . . more
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January 03, 2008 10:14 AM EST --
I have this theory. I swiped it from either Ray Bradbury or Robert Heinlein. I'm not sure who I swiped it from, so it's my theory instead. The theory is: the more you cram into your head, . . . more
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June 24, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
Olga's Oddments and Other Things
News from down at
OTTO'S ODD LOT KNOB SHOP
an odd lot knob for every job.
. . . more
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August 17, 2007 10:37 AM EDT --
Week Three ~ Listing Ourselves: Laughter
Welcome Listing Ourselves members and all who have stumbled across this article. This is the third weekly session of "Listing Ourselves," . . . more
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January 29, 2008 07:55 PM EST --
This is dedicated to all my friends in the nursing profession.
I received it in an email today and had to share it.
You know you're a nurse when...
The front of your scrubs . . . more
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November 07, 2007 10:26 AM EST --
I'm both an authority on jokes and on comics, and so I can bring this up as an expert. Remember when I posted the potato and egg and couldn't decide why I thought it was funny? (If . . . more
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December 19, 2007 09:52 AM EST --
I have a beginning anecdote that I can't resist even though it really goes nowhere and does not seem to relate to anything else I'm going to write about this time. Here it goes: Tonight, I inadvertently . . . more
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